Top Goom

To be the Foremost side piece of ass for someone in a primary relationship. However to become a Top Goom you must Jockey for position against many other Gooms.

If you are offered Top Goom position, it is advised to accept without hesitation if you truly want to be considered. If not delaying the decision could lose you the Top Goom status and all Top Goom rights.

pronounced Top Gooooooooooooom!

I am offering you Top Goom position. Is it done or what!

by One of the Guys January 22, 2007

Top G

Only the realest of real ones. THe best of the best

Bro he let you do what is study hall?!?

Yeah bro hes a TOP G

by Biggus Nibbis September 28, 2022

Chinese Top

the sex position of which the female is spinning upside down on her head.

ahhh man, last night we had a chinese top! it was so nice!

by matt espo January 5, 2008

G top

Not to be confused with Ashley G. of Billtown, Used to top off your jiga. Utilizes a 6mm or smaller 1/4" drive socket in a plastic or cork top. You put your weed in there.

"Yo give me dat g top so i can load u some jigas"

by Crackrock April 7, 2003

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

top bin

when someone is being a absolute idiot

bro shut up your so top bin

by xX_NOObslayer_Xx112 November 16, 2022

Top G

Gay top that loves Bottom Boys

"Top G is not gay"
-Top G fan
"Uhh yeah he is, he filled me up"
-Bottom Boy

by TheOfficalSwaos December 29, 2022