fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020