Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 19, 2019

hot coffee

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

Rival Coffee

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.

Rival coffee is so fire

by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025