A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
Get the AIDS Birthday Cakemug. 
Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
Get the band-aidmug. A group of close friends that you drink Kool-Aid with. Also, a song by the popular hip-hop group, "The Children of the Street."
John: I just made a pitcher of Cherry Kool-Aid. Do you want to come over and drink it with me?
Fred: Yes, I'll join your Kool-Aid Krew for the evening.
Fred: Yes, I'll join your Kool-Aid Krew for the evening.
by Donny Mattingly April 29, 2011
Get the Kool-Aid Krewmug. by Happy*Feet*40 July 21, 2023
Get the AIDSmug. 
A woman who has slept with many men and refuses to acknowledge she has AIDS. Gives it to her unborn.
by A Girl thats being harrassed March 4, 2024
Get the AIDS Whoremug.