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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
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Sleep all day

August 22nd is a national sleep day you sleep for 20-21 hours or more
hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”
by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022
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Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.
Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄
by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024
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Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.
I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday
by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 3, 2018
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sleep

something Troy students don't ever get
Those poor Troy students never get any sleep!
by Towmato November 9, 2021
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No sleep

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle
*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
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soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping
I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep
by WinterK January 19, 2023
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