von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark

Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.

by slickytv February 1, 2025

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex

He sharked me last night

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

Tiger shark

The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.

Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh

by tiqer May 7, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

shark

No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.

Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.

by Beyond cringe October 1, 2022

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. August 6, 2016