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Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.
I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!
by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009
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post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
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Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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Post-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
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post-show dick

The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.

Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
by phishsux January 4, 2010
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by R. Mooney April 15, 2008
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Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.
So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.
by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020
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