To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.
Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.
by b0xxx September 28, 2008
Get the Jungle Fuckmug. by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019
Get the fucking wankermug. Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.
by CarsonJ March 28, 2015
Get the Creepy as fuckmug. A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
by Scinterplex November 30, 2016
Get the dense fuckmug. When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
by willvery March 3, 2017
Get the Gerber Fuckmug. by skatanic August 19, 2008
Get the fucking bullshitmug. 