George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking

"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."

by snolaura October 12, 2009

port orange surprise

eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.

Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise

by jerry17 July 5, 2011

Fancy Feast Surprise

When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.

"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."

by Fat and stubid March 28, 2020

Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011

Hot Fudge Surprise

After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROUGHT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"

by Jonny Rocketfingers February 25, 2008

kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

by addigator February 7, 2008

Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.

Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!

by Tali xox June 28, 2014