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on a stick 

A reply (usually to a rhetorical question), or exclamation, used to describe something excellent.
Ste: What a great night out!
Chris: On a stick!

TheTonester: That curry we had last night was like sex on a stick!
on a stick by Chris, Ste and Tony September 29, 2005

Nerd Stick 

A storing device, commonly known as the USB
Bill: "Hey johnny, have you finished the Geography sheet?"
Johnny: "Yeah man, why?"
Bill: "Sweet! Nerd stick me!"

Nerd Stick by Hanzy March 20, 2006

don't stick your dick in my back 

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

Fish Stick 

When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.
She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

Can Stick 

A device, usually a wooden baseball bat, that is used to beat down cans.
Man I beat the shit out of that MexiCAN, with my can stick, when he tried stealing my stash.
Can Stick by Gondorian Soldier October 20, 2005

Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.
"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"
Montana Stick by David Barrett April 3, 2006