Bootleg Spongebob Father

The Bootleg SpongeBob father is the parent of bootleg spongebob.

Appearance

It is unknown what they wear.

"This image was taken from a split second frame in a corrupted bootleg of the SpongeBob episode 'Dumped.' Other than the image, the rest of the video is composed of incomprehensible jumbles of colors, static, or just black screens. The audio seems to be a heavily distorted version of the audio from the original episode, with loud, droning buzzes occasionally interrupting it. The bootleg tape itself was found in December 2004 by a group of 5 teenagers from the city rummaging around in a trash can within an abandoned mental institution. Of these 5 individuals, 2 have committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment on the tape, and the last hastily agreed to give paranormal investigators the tape shortly after being interviewed about the suicide and disappearances of the other 3 persons. The current whereabouts of the tape are unknown, and many who stare at this image for a long enough period of time claim to see SpongeBob blink..."

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by Your bob August 30, 2022

Balloon Spongebob

Balloon SpongeBob is a static PNG of, you guessed it, a Spongebob balloon. It originates from a series of memes on the internet which consists of putting music (Either scary or funny, depending on the video) on top of a video of the same Spongebob balloon floating around with no human in sight.

The Balloon SpongeBob is watching me.

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

boom slongers

Mis spelling of Boom slingers

Why does the word boom slongers sound sexual

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger

Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!

by The Infamous Sheet Splooger July 8, 2023