Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.

"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."

by wan2thedon23 June 29, 2017

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012

Smash 5

Another way to reference smash ultimate.

Wanna play some smash 5?

by Sizzyl April 14, 2019

smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

Super Smashing Great

A line from british television show Bulllseye.

"That was Super Smashing Great!"

by F2S July 24, 2024

smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face

Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.

by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015