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hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
by Hockey Gizmo July 1, 2008
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street smarts

one who is knowledgible at some art of illegal activity. understands the code and conduct held within a certain crime family/ies.

the term came from the common street hoodlum who knows how to succeed in areas that don't necessaryly need a formal education to get ahead in life.

for instance a group(crew) of criminals enterprise at trafficing and selling narcotics. they need some type of illegal practice for processing, smuggling, marketing and laundering money for their underground buisness. since the buisness is illegal, they set rules and regulations to keep the buisness from toppling. in doing so they from a "family" to keep outsiders from interfering and make their own checks and balances within their own "family" inorder to get rid of any potential rogue members; some of the codes that one would hold is that they:
* did not cooperate with authorities
* maintained self-control in the face of adversity
* carried out vendettas to avenge any slight suffering by his family(gang)
* did not forgive or forget
* maintained his demeanor within his ranking in a criminal hierarchy

it could be as petty like knowning how to card a door open, start a car without keys to a professional con-artist, a hit man, loan shark, ect...
carlo gambino had street smarts. that's why he was known in his neighborhood as a wiseguy.
by x October 11, 2004
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smarterchild

A stupid bot that took about 10000000000000000 people to make that is ridden with adverys, and just copys all you say.
me:
how do you know my name

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me:
how do you knoww that

- SmarterChild - says:
That?

me:
my name.

- SmarterChild - says:
Sarah.

me:
how do you know what my name is

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me says:
How do you know ! !

- SmarterChild - says:
Why I know is a much better question.
by Sarah Neave June 11, 2006
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smartdumb

when an individual does something that can be good (benefit to everyone or themself), but ends up in a bad situation facing the consequences

rev. dumbsmart
a 22 year old guy knowing that the girl he likes is 16 (has the information he needs) but still gets with her anyway

smartdumb

yo u see J talkn to stacy, yeah he 22 and she sixteen, i hope he see that she too young

...two weeks later, Yo u about J, yeah he saw him, he a registered sex offender now
by icemasta11 August 3, 2009
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shart art

Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.
Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."
by whojustpoopedinmypants August 4, 2011
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sartaj

An Indian who has very long hair but keeps it underneath his turban for no one to see. He also has a very massive penis but keeps it as a secret to not scare off his friends
guy1: Sartaj is so cool
guy2: i know
guy1: i wonder how big his penis is?
by denniswennis September 22, 2021
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Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."
by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016
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