scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

scott and paige

The sexiest power couple ever created!

Scott and paige look so sexy together

by Aulbackjeep April 19, 2018

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

Scott the Dunk

The act of trying to maintain an erection while the girl you're trying to bang (or, "dunk") does or says things that would otherwise render you flacid.

"Bro, if I didn't Scott the Dunk with my left hand through my pocket, I wouldn't have been able to bang that ugly liberal broad who wouldn't shut up about how much better off we world be if Hillary Clinton was the one elected president. "

by Mr.Awesome a.k.a Mitch September 29, 2017

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

scott fornkahl

LAZY BITCH ASS NIGGA THAT SMOKES AND FOLLOWS YOU AROUND

SCOTT FORNKAHL IS LAZY

by VENTALATOR November 11, 2017