Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 18, 2024

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central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.

Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump

by IamFyaDwagon February 06, 2021

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PEPPER PUMP

When you and your partner are on the verge of cumming and you throw pepper in their face and when they open their mouth to sneeze you shove your dick in their mouth and finish.

Ken and Barbra wanted to spicy things up in the bedroom, so they decided to try the Pepper Pump. When Barbra was on the verge of cumming, Ken threw pepper in her face and as she got ready to sneeze he shoved his dick in her mouth causing seamen and snot to eject from her nose while she came too.

by LilKatmasutra June 07, 2025

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pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021

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Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 23, 2021

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