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post-show dick

The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.

Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
by phishsux January 4, 2010
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by R. Mooney April 15, 2008
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Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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Post-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
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post-trip glow

The exuberant and upbeat feeling someone has following a vacation, typically of great length. Word is derived from the afterglow of sex.
Krista just got back from 6 weeks in Sydney - I cannot wait to hang out and vibe on her post-trip glow.
by spag2 January 27, 2010
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Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.
POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said
by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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