Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

by Bro Jake March 24, 2023

Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

by The flooner August 3, 2017

Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

“Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019

Penis in the Sack

It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.

Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"

Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"

by penile_eshay August 11, 2022