MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.

"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."

by zombieskin December 30, 2011

sap rock

Rock music tailor-made for radio airplay, featuring nice harmonies and uplifting lyrics about how hard life is and how you can overcome if you just believe in yourself.

"Have you heard the new Shinedown album? Those guys used to rock pretty hard, but now they're all about the sap rock."

Sample lyrics (Caution: may induce vomiting):

"We all know that life ain't fair/But there's more of us we're everywhere/We don't have to take this back against the wall/
We don't have to take this we can end it all"

("Bully" by Shinedown)

by Combaticron July 05, 2012

Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 06, 2018

Bong on the rocks

When you put ice in your bong to get a smoother hit.

"My throat's kinda sore today so let's make it a bong on the rocks."

by highlyssa August 28, 2011

Rock cheeks

Used to describe the act of having sex. Most commonly used in reference to hitting it from behind. Literally, having sex with butt cheeks.

Dude #1 : Hey bro, did you end up hooking up last night ?
Dude #2 : Oh yeah man. I took home a dime and I rocked those cheeks all night.

Dude #1 : Are you hanging out tonight ?
Dude #2 : No man, your sister is coming over tonight and she wants to rock cheeks.
Dude #1 : oh cool, wait, what the fuck ?

by 10-30 June 30, 2011

stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad November 30, 2015

Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.

Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile

by TheHows August 22, 2010