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Morning thunder 

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
Morning thunder by Goyangi August 9, 2025
Period from 06:00 (6:00 am) until 12:00 (12:00 pm).
Morning.

Morning Peak 

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
Morning Peak by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
Sunshine period between sunrise and midday.
Morning.
morning by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025

Mooing cow 

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s
Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?
Mooing cow by Samiam282 September 26, 2025
To use diarrhea as lubricant on the male penis while preforming anal sex on another person while they defecate at the same time.
Nicholas and I had a Monning session in the Applebee’s bathroom.
Monning by Caezrs October 24, 2025