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Michael

The worst guy ever. He steals your shit, takes your money, ransacks your house, and fakes his death to get away from the stealing. A complete asshole is what you should call him.
Girl: have you heard of michael? He's so dreamy.

Random kid: no he's not!
by tbone42 October 28, 2018
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Michael is a cunt
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A little bitch that is not cool and he is retarted than a rock and he is a dick
Man that guy is a michael
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Michael is a common name for a man of African ancestory. He doesn't know the purpose behind this sites legitimacy. But he shares British ancestry with the founder of the very website. He thinks the website is inherently racist and gives racists the anonymity to be potentially the most annoying group of internet hawks on the planet. He believes firmly in the freedom of speech and will probably go to jail for driving 80 or 1 miles an hour on the highway. He is the guy you are trashing whilst he outworks you. He believes all Katie's have funny looks now and thinks it's hilarious that the various ethnic clicks that surround him beset of strides the doctor blamed him for the killing of Kennedy to which he says it was definitely his fault because he was in with the mob and did call the shots before he was born. He takes full responsibility for Kennedy who decided to "liberate Vietnam". He is a skilled writer with political ambition. He does not want to marry abby nor Katie because they are both unhealthy relationships. He smokes and drinks because everyone can't keep their mouths shut about him and they like to talk about him everyday from 10:30-11:00 in the am.
Do you think Michael will be better than Kennedy?
Probably, he's taken shits before
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Ashiest mother fucker around, usually small penis. With a golden arch on his forehead
Michael you need some lotion
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A twinky boi with a stanky foot.
Kylee and Raven looked at a total Michael.
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Michael the kinda guy who doesn’t like humans but likes objects in a sexual way.
Did you see Michael the other night with that mini fridge, he obviously objectophilia.
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