A very nice man who will listen to you when you talk to him.He will please all your desires in bed and make you wonder if you can have more later , but he does not want that from you he just wants some one to love.
“I love that Max right there”
by Nobody1025 June 28, 2019
Get the Max mug.When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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by Playtard July 15, 2019
Get the Bucket Max mug.They type of guy to make others feel great about themselves even though hes the saddest of them all. He makes alot of stupid mistakes that could have been avoided easily. He cares for all his friends as if they were family he will do anything for them to the point where he becomes under their control. if you find a Max keep him he's worth it!
your a total max.
by Tyler black July 23, 2019
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Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out
Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out
Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out
by Acethaghost July 27, 2019
Get the Maxed Out mug.A trans emo with a buzzcut. told the whole school i raped him then pleaded to be friends with me again for sex. He has glasses, he thinks he looks so cool in but they really just look fucking obnoxious like him. he ruins every good thing in my life, he ruined my school life, social life, and myself. basically max sucks ass.
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