lockeston

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean

You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!

by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018

mustard licker

the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
:D

"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"

by kajsa lecker May 7, 2009

face-looker

Somebody you haven't met that you have a crush on from looking at their face book.

I thought Taylor was a real face-looker then i met her and i found out she was a real freak.

by firelonako2 September 20, 2009

Buttface Licker

A word used to properly classify a person who both has their head up their ass and drools or licks windows like a retard.

That guy that always wears his pants around his knees is such a buttface licker

by The real Mr. Black January 15, 2010

calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013

Lemon-licker

1.) A person or team that loses a competition or game and does so with a bad attitude. 2.) A person that has a bad attitude or who continually goes around with a scowl on his/her face.

The Bulldogs beat those lemon-lickers!

That girl is just a real lemon-licker.

by The Dental Doc's Kid September 12, 2013

horse licker

A horse rider wearing a bikini. That way their tits can flop around.

That girl is a bloody horse licker!

by dohman June 19, 2015