Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024

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yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat February 27, 2016

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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head

Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars

by Wrestle Mania May 14, 2011

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