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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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Jerk Off a guy November

Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november
by ywBoys October 22, 2019
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No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
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Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
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Jerk

When its jerk you just know yzm. And when it's not jerk then well....
Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)

"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)

Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)

"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)

Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)

Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
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Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!
My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off
by anonymous July 28, 2025
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