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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
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Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
by ollie10 February 15, 2022
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN
by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.
Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
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Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.
Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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