friend-zoned

When a man pretends to befriend a woman with fake good intentions and the woman reciprocates with true friendship only to be gaslighted by the man that she should have known he feels entitled to sex with her from the start.

A made-up condition by men who lie to try to get what they want.

Decent person: Kyle totally friend-zoned Kyra but made her think it was her fault.
Rational person: Typical Kyle.

by DanceDance22 November 15, 2022

hone zone

In kendama:
That state when your performance is on point because you are honed.

Damn, look at them! They just won't stop lacing tricks. They're in the hone zone!

by sammelkorne May 22, 2021

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone! Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020

crinkle zone

The area around the anus

The Seattle police shut down the gay bar because too many people were sharing their crinkle zone.

by AvatarOfSlack February 29, 2024

Yellow zoned

People who are immune to high levels of radiation.

Bro, I'm finally yellow zoned. I can take my date to Chernobyl.

by yellowzoned April 22, 2020

Deepest and Darkest zone

The furry,changed and jaystation (even n&a production etc.) are in that zone

Deepest and Darkest zone is describing the almost ground of the rabbithole

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021