Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 11, 2020

Doing the 180

A phrase used to describe the typical 3 hours that people spend commuting from the suburbs to work or school in a big city. 90 minutes down, 90 minutes back. 180.

John: Man, I moved back with my parents for grad school.
Brad: Dude, you're not commuting are you!?
John: Yup. Doing the 180.
Brad: That SUCKS, man.

by Jonathan Bright October 12, 2008

les-do

a particuarly lesbian style hair cut, especialy bad when featured upon a boys head

(nerd walks past with benderiffic hair)
duuudeeeee check his les-do

by moonin November 1, 2010

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

'Doing a Currie'

Losing one's socks for a lengthy period of time and searching for them in vain. Called 'Doing a Currie' after the producer of BBC TalkSport (formerly of student radio fame with FlyFM) David Currie lost his socks and was reported by the press to have been hassling hotel guests who he thought might know where they were. He was later cautioned for his behaviour by the BBC and made to apologise to all those involved. The story is frequently referred to by Al Green on TalkSport when teams are late out onto the pitch he says maybe they've "done a currie".

"oh i've only gone and done a currie" said albert, noticing his toes were chilly and his socks nowhere to be seen

"I knew I'd end up 'doing a Currie'" said George as he realised he'd forgotten to pack his socks for the holiday

by the lol machine January 1, 2010

Doing A Darren

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.

Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.

by Joey Davis January 7, 2009