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Samui cold 

Cold on the outside warm on the inside.

A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.

A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.
"Could i have a cold beer please"

After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say

"It's cold just feel it"

Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter

"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"
Samui cold by farrang samui January 23, 2014
Related Words

The Cold Shudter 

Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:

When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.
Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"

Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.

cocaine cold 

shitty cold like sinus symptoms that occur after heavy cocaine use
i thought i had a cocaine cold but it turns out i had strep throat
cocaine cold by summersarahg May 13, 2018

Shit Cold 

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
Shit Cold by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

keep cold 

when you just stay Melo and in your own world don't let anybody bother you keep cold
jay: bro that messed up how she do you like that

Demarion: don't matter ima keep cold ice in my veins type shii
keep cold by Bmac.248 April 22, 2020

Stone cold 

1. To be blatantly honest. To drop all pretense, abandon every code word, keep it real, and just answer straight-up.
2. To do something in a fair and honest manner.
1. "Stone cold, will you miss me?"
2. "That president is a stone cold winner."
Stone cold by Twisted Nickle January 29, 2021