cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

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Creamcation

A vacation where all you do is have real real good sex.

Or a vacation where your panties are wet the entire time.

I had the best creamcation, my vagina still hurts.

by Rainbobabe December 11, 2011

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creamfry

to pull your penis out of your girls vagina, pour hot wax on her vagina, then blow your load on her fried pussy.

i gave my bitch the creamfry treatment, she wont disobey me anymore.

by shteve_ July 17, 2011

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Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

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