by Hiiiiiiieoieoieo February 24, 2020
Get the Chode Joemug. by anonymous April 28, 2021
Get the Chodemug. by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 2, 2024
Get the Mother Chodemug. 
A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.
Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010
Get the chode smashermug. Grode Chode is most common on a chode. Residue is usually from having lots of intercourse whether it is anal, vaginal, etc. Disgusting and frowned upon by women.
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode
by TheWhiteGigga June 10, 2015
Get the Grode Chodemug. When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chodingmug.