ridiculously dumb person;mental retard
by bryiloo lawrence February 1, 2009

Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)
Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."
by ollivandrr September 27, 2022

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP
by STDS77 October 26, 2019

Person 1: " Wow loom at that daddy ginger"
Person 2: " Oh, you mean the ed sheeran looking ass? Thats just Childe"
Person 2: " Oh, you mean the ed sheeran looking ass? Thats just Childe"
by anonymous November 22, 2021

by Official child March 13, 2017

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
