Brown Mule

The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.

Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!

Brown Mule by Wizard Sleve Steve February 25, 2009

Brown Bear 

-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.

"Hey who you hanging out with tonight?"
"Brown Bear dude, he's the shit"

Brown Bear by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011

Brown Torpedo 

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

Brown Torpedo by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

brown beard 

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

brown beard by F Man December 17, 2008

Brown Bird 

An act in which a sexual partner sticks his middle finger into his/her partner's anus, and then proceeds to flip them off; or, in other words, flip them the bird.

I was so mad at that bitch that I gave her the brown bird and kicked her the fuck out.

That slut laughs like a bastard whenever I give her the brown bird.

Brown Bird by TimesNine June 28, 2009

brown finger 

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.

Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.

brown finger by tomba987 January 22, 2010

Brown Sock

It is the predecessor to the Pink Sock phenomena. When you are being anally annihilated, and your partner pulls out their dick or fingers, or whatever form of anal probe you decide to use, so fast that your intestines actually dingle from your ass. Not to be confused with dingleberries.

The only way to cure a brown sock, is for it to transform into a pink sock. One must turn around and tell their partner to clean their brown sock with their mouth until they are cured and have a nice pretty pink sock.

1: So I was getting ass fucked by Joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast I got a brown sock.
2: Did he fix it for you?
1: Well I turned around furiously and said suck on my brown sock bitch. And he did. So now I have a pink sock like you.

2: I like pink socks, not brown socks.

Brown Sock by BrownSock4life August 25, 2011