Brian Brown

the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ; he's the ultimate in human engineering.

(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"

(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"

(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."

by im in your mom March 1, 2009

The Brown dick

We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.

Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

Carter Brown

Completely lacking in athletic ability and all areas of life, has an I.Q. of 4 and enjoys alaskan pipelines; see related: douche bag, cock face, and dick licker

Man, Carter Brown can't make a layup.

Wow, he is such a Carter Brown.

Quit acting like a Carter Brown.

by People with an I.Q. March 8, 2005

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

cleveland browns

a great football team, and whoever wrote that the team and their fans suck needs to be shot.

the browns are gonna kick ass again very soon.

by browns fan April 26, 2005

brown dragon

The act of being on top of some sort of rooftop, mid way of a shit and swinging the poo out of the anus, off of the roof, letting it fly away and yelling, "HOLY SHIT, ITS A BROWN DARGON!"
N.T

guy on roof - "HOLY SHIT, ITS A BROWN DARGON!"

guy on ground witnessing - "Yo Dave! Did you see that brown dragon land beside me?!"

by TORTZ October 22, 2012

Pink to Brown

During sex (usually doing her doggy style you pull out and continue to fuck her ass.

Jenny liked a bit of pink to brown.

by <insert> October 2, 2004