Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

bone hug

Poping a boner during a hug, usually not expected.

My sexuality is in question after accidentally giving my dad a bone hug.

by DJKrisyKris March 29, 2016

Occipital bone

ligma balls

owie my occipital bone

ok

by bootyfricker69 February 10, 2021

bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 15, 2010

bone drizzy

Bone drizzy basically means bone dry.

Me: Yo what's this weed saying?

Friend: Oh, this shit is drizzy!

Me: Drizzy enough to crumble?

Friend: Yeah bone drizzy!!

by Reeceg420 March 1, 2014

Bone Creature

Anyone with less than 10% body fat. A person who is extremely angular. When you can see bone protruding from the rib, hip or collar bone area

Hey, did you see Kate Moss on the red carpet last night?

Yea, she has lost so much wieght she has become a bone creature.

Calista Flockheart is the ultimate bone creature.

by crazybitch789764342432 October 31, 2010

Bone Jonesing

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.

Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.

by Anti Webster January 27, 2011