Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Beaver-tail

When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail

Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!

by Thebigblindman August 31, 2021

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021

Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them

1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered

by succulentchild74 September 12, 2021

Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021

Beavis

1. A place in Utah that is epic and sells Doritos.

2. Good, funny, or epic

Ben not throwing up was a “beavis moment”.

by Strawberry Torchic October 29, 2021