white beard

Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.

Yo, check out my white beard!

by Turler August 3, 2018

Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.

Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.

by Æ.Di May 16, 2019

Star's Beard

A quasi-mythical entity, often spoken about, but rarely seen.

"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".

(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)

by Waster December 3, 2004

put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007

Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

by JumboCookie December 16, 2008