Barney

A total dickhead who doesn't know anything but how to piss people off. They are often dis-owned at a young age when the parent realises what a mistake they made

You're such a Barney

by UR BOI BOB January 15, 2019

Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019

Barnaz marriage

Barnaz marriage is derived from San angelites. Where a couple is married and has children. The Barnaz is a mutual agreement between a couple. They are able to cheat on each other with multiple men and women.

My wife and I have a healthy Barnaz marriage. When I’m tired of her or she’s tired of me we see other people.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019

Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

Barney

A purple pervert who tells kids he loves them.

I love Barney
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by Teletubbie2116 March 12, 2019

barnwad

A person who has no common sense.

That person just walked right in front of that train, what a barnwad.

by Bigslim33 May 2, 2019