a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears
by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009
Get the Hefty bagmug. by Joliverproducer January 11, 2012
Get the Drop a Bagmug. A young girl or woman who has nothing financially. She will make it her mission to find and align herself with someone either on the come up or someone already famous and set up financially to gain clout and to secure a bag.
Follower 1: Despite him being one of the richest and most successful entertainer in the world he can’t seem to find love.
Follower 2: Yeah I know he just seems to find one bag lady after another.
Follower 2: Yeah I know he just seems to find one bag lady after another.
by Starving Artist246 November 28, 2022
Get the Bag Ladymug. by Tony Powers December 21, 2008
Get the Skittle Bagmug. The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
Get the bag weldmug. by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011
Get the Fuck Bagsmug. The often goose-bumped, sometimes reticulated, sack o’ skin suspending the testes at a controllable distance from the groin so as to maintain temperature equilibrium, because the little spermatozoa inside don’ like bein’ too hot or too chilly. Scrotum, ballbag, nut sack, coin purse.
“If you don’t do what I tell you right now, your plum bag will be my hacky sack.” -- Vanessa Marcil as Samantha Jane on Las Vegas episode “Run, Cooper, Run”
by thee Martian November 6, 2007
Get the plum bagmug.