human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020

Bacon

Bacon is used in Liverpool to just take the piss ar of someone or put someone down also used to label peados

Eee lad look at him the fucking bacon
Ino lad he needs doin in man

by Lfcscouse78 April 25, 2019

bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Bacon Slider

A fella who fucks fat bitches

That dude is definitely a bacon slider, he brings home a fat bitch like every night.

by ScootsFiend April 24, 2025

Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.

Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!

by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021

Baconヅ

Smart man from ITF server.

OMG it's Baconヅ! Big fan!

by when caveman October 18, 2020