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Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours
by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them
by Putin.com March 5, 2022
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Brandon

Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.
“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Brandon

Canny camp nd that
You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that
by Duxh November 22, 2021
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brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger
"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"
by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017
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