Thomas!!?!

He’s the stupidest person on earth, so ugly can’t keep a girl worth shite, if you know a Thomas I feel bad for you, your life must be so awful bet you wish he could be dead to!

Friend 1: I met a Thomas!!?! last night

Friend 2: omg I’m so sorry for you

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas

FUCKBOI

omg all Thomas's are fuckboiz

by timetokms February 25, 2018

Thomas Southwood

The tiny little guy who annoys the hell out of u but u love him for it even if u want to smack him sometimes. Also i feel like i need to say this - hates the tories.

Thomas southwood is a pain in my arse.

by jejeejeeeee December 25, 2022

Thomas Kynaston

Very Funny Guy, and hates Spanish Children. Has developed 17 mental disorders from Quarantine

Thomas Kynaston do be vibin’

by E L B A T April 27, 2020

thomas terry

thomas walker terry is a tall young man... or at least we thought he was. he has made the decision over the past year to be identifiead as a female yogurt cup. his friends cooper, oliver, and tanner are following in his foot steps.

Omg is that thomas terry the female yogurt cup!!??

by nothingsssssssssssssssssssssss March 9, 2022