Halfords whip

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Dan: Ugh have you seen that Halfords whip?
Reece: Yeah Mush, dirtiest thing I've seen since last night.

by Admindan February 18, 2018

whipped whipper

A person who has just gotten their liscense, and in order to gain attention, drives literally everyone around

Sara: why does joe drive everyone around?
Jordan: Joe is a whipped whipper

by Masterfiend November 8, 2013

dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.

you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.

by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019

Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

whip

whips are cool and pretty people who are fast like whippets

person 1: i love running

person 2: you are such a whip

by Yo slug December 11, 2021