wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

Wet Carlos

A beautiful yet soggy Mexican

This motherfucker looking like a Wet Carlos .

by Bowen4637 June 6, 2018

Wet Sean

When a guy wakes up with someone rubbing their penis in the guys ear.

Did you hear that I gave Jimmy a Wet Sean this morning?

by JaxLaw1982 February 12, 2023

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"

That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.

by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009