Be wet not dry

Being wet in a conversation is to keep it going and no short responses. And being dry is a one to three word responses or either lagging to respond or not responding at all.

Dylan:So how’s your day going so far?
Bella:Good ig hbu
Dylan:My days good
Bella:alr
Dylan: Be wet not dry.

by xlqp September 20, 2023

wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.

That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet Brownie

Stick your dick as far into their butt as possible and sloppy diarrhea into their peehole. Do this with no lube to create a natural lube to usse in their mouth.

I just girlfriend gave me a wet Brownie and filled my peehole with poop so it was brown cum.

by Keeblergiant August 11, 2023

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"

That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.

by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003

wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009