Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.

Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.

by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019

vagina ballet

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

by Shenaniganster July 27, 2016

vagina veterinary

a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.

"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.

by realtalk_rodney January 4, 2012

vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

by hax0rmort October 11, 2019

The Vagina Whisperer

Sheldon

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.

by The V.W. December 10, 2021

vagina string

a big white string that comes out of a women's vagina

Chance: danm man she slaped me with her vagina string
Ethan: I got slaped by one of thoes before

by a very good man January 4, 2018

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015