Triple threat

Beautiful, smart, great personality/character

The girls were all jealous because Natalie was a triple threat and the guys were drawn to her beauty, intelligence, and charming personality.

by Sapiosexual Triple Threat June 27, 2019

Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.

Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "

by T1ts March 23, 2022

Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Triple H

When you orgasm, the person going down on you laughs and sprays you, like WWE Superstar, Triple H

The date was going well for Jack and Jill until Jill accidentally Triple H'd Jack.

by Scooter MacGee January 24, 2022

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

Triple C

When a female has a huge booty, she’s thiccc, Triple C

Yeah, I know bro but look at that girl she’s a triple c

by EaterOfCoochie December 24, 2018

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021