toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some Guy that loves Pie

"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"

by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 27, 2005

Tasch

Jizzing into food with the purpose of the act not being noticed by the consumers

Dude you pissed off that chef, I think he is going to Tasch your food D:

by Food inspector October 14, 2011

Toaster Strudle

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle

Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo

by illLocus May 15, 2018

Grundle Toast

When the area between the testes, and the anus is moist yet dry and appears to be crunchy.

Lets have some grundle toast.

by Someone Horrible January 20, 2009

coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.

"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast

by the real max power February 9, 2010