baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 03, 2022

bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 12, 2025

flip'n the bacon

To Jerk Off....

Dude...Did we just walk in on him flip'n the bacon?!

by pseudo_nym April 19, 2011

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 01, 2013

spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!

my mom made spicy bacon yesterday

by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021

The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.

The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.

by BarebackJack August 14, 2021

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023