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Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
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Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
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Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants
-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
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Arizona surprise

by anonymous October 13, 2020
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That's a, that's a surprise

A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped

That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
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Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.
by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017
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