Dark

(Noun) When used in the right context a dark can describe a mixture of a darsh and a nark. Darks generally don't have friends and are just annoying to be around.

Matt: Did you see that guy on the bike?
Chris: Ha yea, what a dark.

by scrubbyjones June 24, 2010

Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

by Bite za dust March 29, 2017

Moonshine in the dark

Moonshine in the dark is where you take some of your moon shine and slap the tip of the bottle in someone’s ass, Vortex it then furiously slurp the cunt out like your mothers mother Margaret

I just had some moonshine in the dark

by Harry The Bestus July 24, 2022

Dark frosting

When an a person of Afro-Carribean decent inserts their penis into a bit of snow

It snowed heavily last night, so Mike did a bit of dark frosting

by Big_Spice December 14, 2021

dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit

me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross

by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017

Dark Brandon

Kamala Harris

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.

by Basstovsky July 31, 2024

Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.

Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.

by Owl King June 14, 2023