peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"

by Hoophy October 26, 2011

took it up into a tree

Accident involving a tree versus usually a vehicle but could be a horse, tractor, ATV, or mule. Meaning you have through a horrible crash made the object and yourself aquantances with the tree.

The Geo metro ,being driven by a tourist, lost control and "took it up into a tree"

by beautyfish June 1, 2006

Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

by Lumaria December 1, 2009

African Tree Monkey

When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.

I african tree monkeyed my girlefriend in the jungle

by Adam Rumley May 4, 2006

happy tree friends

1) A highly amusing cartoon series in which various small fluffy animals are viciously mauled / mutilated in increasingly bizzare and bloody ways. Therefore, quite funny.

2) The name of an obscure environmental group dedicated to saving the trees.

Save the trees!

by Rob S February 6, 2004