Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

by colallanwill September 25, 2025

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013

grilling the teacher

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)

Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.

by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017